“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Shut up.”
yup. this.
Reblogged from Humans of New York
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THERE YOU ARE. I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR OVER AN HOUR. HAVE YOU SEEN MY XANAX? I’M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT.
NO. I HAD A HEADACHE, SO I TOOK THE LAST OF YOUR ASPIRIN. THEN I FELT REALLY GOOD FOR A WHILE. THEN I PASSED OUT FOR LIKE … FIVE HOURS. I WOKE UP AND ATE ABOUT FOUR MICROWAVE MEALS. NOW I’M JUST WAITING FOR THE SUNSET BECAUSE IT’S A CONSTANT SOURCE OF UNDERAPPRECIATED BEAUTY IN THIS CHAOTIC AND SEEMINGLY CRUEL WORLD. DON’T YOU AGREE?
OBVIOUSLY THOSE WERE MY XANAX, DAVID, AND I HATE YOU.
THAT’S UNFORTUNATE. I DON’T HATE ANYONE BECAUSE WE’RE ALL PART OF THE SAME FLOW OF COSMIC ENERGY, SHARING ONE CONSCIOUSNESS, INCHING EVER FORWARD TOWARD THE DIVINE LIGHT OF UNDERSTANDING AND TRANSCENDENCE.
YOU’RE A DICK, DAVE.
WE’RE ALL ONE DICK, ANDREW. THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
Reblogged from ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
To all you stupid restaurant owners
Stop punishing your loyal, hard-working employees to make a vapid political point.
Your message would be much better sent without costing your business if you did the following:
Raise your menu prices 5¢ an item (that will cover the cost of providing insurance for all your employees) and then ADVERTISE THE REASON FOR THE PRICE INCREASE. Tell the customer they are now paying more for their food in order to provide the employee with health insurance.
Better:
Raise your menu prices 15¢ an item (that will cover the cost of providing insurance, a liveable wage, and paid sick leave for all your employees) and then ADVERTISE WHY YOUR PRICES INCREASED. Tell the customer you are charging more so your employees will be healthy when they touch the food the customer eats.
Your business will increase because we customers like the thought that we won’t catch a cold, the flu, hepatitis, or some other communicable disease from your sick, stressed employees when we eat at your establishment. It’s a win-win-win situation—you win because of increased business and therefore more money coming in, your employees win because of higher wages, health care, and sick leave, and we customers win because happy employees make tastier food and healthy employees make safer food.
This makes me wish I owned a fast food franchise, because I’d do this in a heartbeat, set an example, be successful, and slowly change things for the better.
America is a huge country, so there has got to be at least one owner somewhere who’ll do this, right?
Reblogged from WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR
Reblogged from Arsenal-Gunners
i need West Wing .gifs, stat.
Tags: west wing
help
i’m new, and don’t know who to ask, but is there a gif for Tobey from the West Wing’s bit about NPR? About the administration protecting Big Bird? Just curious.
HOW ABOUT A CHRISTMAS/2013 GIVEAWAY?
Just reblog this post :)
You don’t really need to follow me. Unless you want to YAY!!
I’ll be giving away an Adventure Time MUG! :3
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Because Tumblr’s been awesome this year for me! Weee!I WILL ANNOUNCE WHO THE WINNERS ARE ON JANUARY 7, 2013.
So Reblog before then and you’ll have a chance to get a mug. :BI will also message the winners personally. Make sure you reply within a week.
If I don’t receive a reply by then, I’d pick another winner. :D
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